Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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