The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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