I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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