There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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