you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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