I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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