physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
