Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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