How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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