Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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