Sry I called you an 8
My sheets look like a crime scene.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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