Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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