Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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