we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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