i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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