Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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