you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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