Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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