I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
The adults are the big ones right?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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