He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
