So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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