That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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