I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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