Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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