what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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