whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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