Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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