Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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