So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall