i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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