So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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