SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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