So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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