A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
should my penis look like a turkey
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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