no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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