were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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