Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
ugly people sure do ruin things
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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