I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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