Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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