i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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