so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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