Just fell off a train. Bad.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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