im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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