return my video game
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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