I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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