oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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