I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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