Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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