Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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