He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
There's always time for handjobs
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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