She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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