Banned from zoo.
Again?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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