do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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