shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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