so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
jump out the window naked night went bad
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