I wanna bring you to show and tell
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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