You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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