She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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