think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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